Ok, the picture is terrible and you can't really tell what it says...so you should purchase and read Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess). I know that you don't really want my opinion about what you should read, but here it is anyway!
I read The Bloggess's blog and it is freaking hilarious all the time, so I pre-ordered the book in like January or something equally ridiculous. Anyway, I patiently waited for the book to arrive (for about a month...then I impatiently waited) and about did cartwheels when I actually got it! I immediately went out on to my patio to read!
I opened up to the introduction and started reading...and then I started laughing...I laughed so hard I teared up a little bit. Seriously. I laughed so hard that I had to come back inside. I was fairly certain that if I stayed outside, my neighbors would think I was crazy for just sitting there all alone laughing out loud for an extended period of time...
So I came inside and continued to read. And I laughed so hard that Ian asked me to stop reading because it was distracting him from whatever he was doing at the time (playing video games...reading his own book...etc).
So, the moral of the story is that this book is freaking hilarious and I promise you will laugh so hard you cry at least twice.